There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?