I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.