Last Night in North Carolina (919)

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  Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.

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  Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.

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  I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint

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  I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.

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  This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs

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  Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed

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  I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.

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  I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.

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  He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him

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  Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards

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  Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF

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  They call him magic hands is all I know.

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  Somethings are best left a mystery

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  I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.

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  (919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...

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  It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight

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  At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?

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  so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...

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