Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Tennessee (865)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch. http://tfl.nu/4ij5
  Replies (4) Good night (290) Bad night (629) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night. http://tfl.nu/z7o8
  Replies (8) Good night (918) Bad night (238)
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole http://tfl.nu/7gdi
  Replies (7) Good night (449) Bad night (910) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter. http://tfl.nu/mtk4
  Replies (1) Good night (975) Bad night (336) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then http://tfl.nu/yugg
  Replies (1) Good night (667) Bad night (258) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend http://tfl.nu/9cvt
  Replies (1) Good night (730) Bad night (296) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts. http://tfl.nu/is6y
  Replies (7) Good night (1343) Bad night (618)
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up 

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up  http://tfl.nu/ojbn
  Replies (3) Good night (699) Bad night (360) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall. http://tfl.nu/00be
  Replies (2) Good night (1072) Bad night (303) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I've fallen from my one moral pedestal

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I've fallen from my one moral pedestal http://tfl.nu/rkax
  Replies (3) Good night (443) Bad night (704) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say? http://tfl.nu/q9jp
  Replies (8) Good night (540) Bad night (872) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck. http://tfl.nu/zkmt
  Replies (5) Good night (1159) Bad night (518) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it http://tfl.nu/0008
  Replies (12) Good night (1451) Bad night (436)
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does. http://tfl.nu/lzon
  Replies (2) Good night (761) Bad night (1038) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise. http://tfl.nu/2xsu
  Replies (10) Good night (590) Bad night (1259)