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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.

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(865): He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW. http://tfl.nu/b38y

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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.

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(865): Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night. http://tfl.nu/cs1a

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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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(865): Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right? http://tfl.nu/ddd7

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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.

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(865): we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss. http://tfl.nu/qrai

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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.

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(865): Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america. http://tfl.nu/zhnq

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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.

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(865): Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame. http://tfl.nu/9g9e

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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?

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(865): Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale? http://tfl.nu/nfui

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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?

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(865): What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"? http://tfl.nu/h7i9

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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....

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(865): got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter.... http://tfl.nu/ne6c

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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.

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(865): Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing. http://tfl.nu/w2oe

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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.

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(865): Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight. http://tfl.nu/26e1

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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.

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(865): In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly. http://tfl.nu/9uwy

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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.

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(865): I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only. http://tfl.nu/wjh3

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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.

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(865): Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off. http://tfl.nu/a9zf

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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?

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(865): If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right? http://tfl.nu/p6zg

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