Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I must be too annoying 4 u.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I got chris browned last night
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.