drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I need to stop coming to work sober
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.