I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.