Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.