so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.