I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising