Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.