I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month