Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Florida (407)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens. http://tfl.nu/cd1z
  Replies (8) Good night (1692) Bad night (425) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs. http://tfl.nu/mrim
  Replies (8) Good night (1015) Bad night (392) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'. http://tfl.nu/3npe
  Replies (2) Good night (1167) Bad night (508) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends. http://tfl.nu/08f5
  Replies (1) Good night (970) Bad night (278) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does. http://tfl.nu/r28t
  Replies (3) Good night (1579) Bad night (322) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way http://tfl.nu/o4pg
  Replies (19) Good night (2094) Bad night (416) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate" http://tfl.nu/k3ux
  Replies (1) Good night (628) Bad night (693) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk. http://tfl.nu/whru
  Replies (8) Good night (328) Bad night (715) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up. http://tfl.nu/xd0y
  Replies (5) Good night (1628) Bad night (274) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow... http://tfl.nu/1e3j
  Replies (8) Good night (3045) Bad night (444)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night? http://tfl.nu/69ho
  Replies (4) Good night (950) Bad night (384) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs. http://tfl.nu/utt1
  Replies (9) Good night (2152) Bad night (386) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like http://tfl.nu/79b0
  Replies (24) Good night (608) Bad night (1063) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense. http://tfl.nu/ur01
  Replies (9) Good night (532) Bad night (1528)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy? http://tfl.nu/b8mt
  Replies (3) Good night (1577) Bad night (560) Order T-Shirt