Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.