Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.