ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap