she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.