You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
did i just pee glitter
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...