I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
15 Porn Memes You’re Only Allowed To Laugh At If You’re Over 18
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.