No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED