I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively