Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
being pregnant is like rehab