I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.