dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?