I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club