Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.