Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.