Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is Oprah even human
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not