They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding