I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is Oprah even human
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?