being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?