Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it