You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She's allergic to latex.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?