He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Your face is a jimmy john
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button