the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
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Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
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PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?