Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
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PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
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my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah