I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.