I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.