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We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
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