There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?