I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i drank out of a bidet.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp