this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i drank out of a bidet.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.