i drank out of a bidet.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
where are you?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.