we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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where are you?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock