How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously