I think about you every night.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
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