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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.

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(850): he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life. http://tfl.nu/9uaw

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dude i doubt hes gay

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I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!

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(850): dude i doubt hes gay (1-850): I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH! http://tfl.nu/cmky

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Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?

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(850): Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller? http://tfl.nu/lnof

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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen

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(850): this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen http://tfl.nu/1apt

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One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey

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(850): One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey http://tfl.nu/owfj

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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?

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(850): Did you dl zombie porn on my computer? http://tfl.nu/emjo

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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(

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(850): I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :( http://tfl.nu/5wo6

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when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.

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(850): when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move. http://tfl.nu/4rb4

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Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.

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(850): Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos. http://tfl.nu/15bf

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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?

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(850): Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up? http://tfl.nu/shrn

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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.

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(850): lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita. http://tfl.nu/5n5t

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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of

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(850): ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of http://tfl.nu/f0gq

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JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.

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(850): JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk. http://tfl.nu/brrf

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I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.

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(850): I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off. http://tfl.nu/irzu

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You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.

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(850): You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist. http://tfl.nu/9a73

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