Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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