The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.