you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome