I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.