Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.