He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....