Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE