College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...