Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway