We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Even my vagina gasped.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.