She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Even my vagina gasped.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...