You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Even my vagina gasped.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.