He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine