Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.