What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...