i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.