he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.