Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.