we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend