Are you guys doing anything tonight?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
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Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus