Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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