Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.